I just bought plane tickets to Moscow! I am going to help my grandma move furniture, and to paint her new house. I will bring you guys something really weird ( Read more... )

( Benihime is crazy. 3,200 words. )

WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS STOKED FOR 99 MORE FLASHBACK CHAPTERS

[ETA] Nice riding outfit lol.

BLEACHCRACK "FIC". Belive it or not, I've been writing this for a while. In the spirit of McSweeney's, I bring you:

( TRANSCRIPTS FROM IKEA'S CUSTOMER SERVICE LOG: Members of the Bleach cast put in phone orders. )

Sabina does some thinking, then writes VERY INSIGHTFUL THINGS RE: MASTERMIND VS. MASTERMIND. Multijournal pimpage ensues.

ANND MINISERIES OF TRYST DRABBLES EDITION THE FIRST.
(In writing which I cheat and fudge things and there are Mistakes and liberal use of punctuation.)

( Kuukaku/Yoruichi. PLANS AND STRATEGIES. PARAGRAPH ONE. )

All right, I'm posting. Don't make me cry please, not that you would, but I tried. I never try.

( Ikkaku and Yumichika are here to have sex in your home. )